Good Advice

Dear ViviLulu,
My wife and I spent all of our money on our new house and now we can only afford to buy one piece of furniture. My wife thinks it should be a bed so we have a comfortable place to sleep. But, I’m lobbying for a sofa - I figure we can always sleep on the floor. Which one should we buy.
 ~ Accidental Minimalist

Dear Accidental,
You should buy neither. Spend your money on a pool table - you can use it as a bed, a dining table, and when you’re stuck in your empty, expensive house, you’ll have something to entertain yourselves with. So good luck and rack ‘em up!

~ ViviLulu